I have this friend and he’s been a little I guess you would say “off” lately. He’s actually been pissing me off. All of a sudden he flipped the switch on me. I was like WTFQ!?
He saw me eating dinner the other night and ever since then he has dissed me, or should I say giving me “The Silent Treatment.” The next day we saw each other, again. I noticed a big change in his attitude and behavior from just the night before and I was like, OK,,, what’s your deal? Why are you so obsessed with me!? LOL.
[Kick it “Mean Girl!”]
We got into it before and I told him not to mess with me because I will not take his shit. Obviously this fucker has not taken me serious and chooses to push my buttons and test his luck. The last time we had a “fallout,” things got a little intense. I told him I ate his kind for dinner as if it was a snack and he was no exception. I also told him, because I was so caught up in the moment, that I even ate his kind alive. He sure took me serious then!
My friend is weird. I said it before and I will say it again: not only are people weird, PEOPLE ARE RUDE! I’m starting to question him. He has an attitude problem, he’s the first born so he’s cocky.
[Wow, are you fighting with yourself, again!?]
NO, You idiot! Shut up! I am being serious! For once. LOL.
I don’t trip off of him and give him shit for doing nothing all day, people are who they are.
[OK, now you are getting cynical]
I said, shut it!!! Don’t make me write you off, too!
[But you are me and I am you]
Like I was saying, this little “tiff” is going too far and I think I should be the bigger person
[Bigger. Haha! The shoe fits!]
I am going to fuck you up! Go get stuck on a song or something!
And reach out to him. I appreciate him, we’re buddies!
No, you homo!
I was eating alone so it could not have been because I was with someone he did not like. On top of all the random stuff I’ve told him as we’ve argued, I told him I was going to hit him where it hurt one day out of nowhere just for messing with me and not taking me serious. I told him to never underestimate The Otter. He again laughed and brushed it off.
So I guess the time has come. Ever since my pet fish, Hampton, saw me eating sushi the other night, he has been giving me the silent treatment.