You’re from LA, why in the hell are you in Chicago, and when I’m not in Chicago, Why in the hell are you in Illinois?

OMG! You’re a writer? You wrote a book? I love reading!

Here’s something for you to write about / put in your book

Hello ma’am [when I’m on the phone with someone]

Yeah, I’ll call you

Yeah, I’m down!

[When I’m at work] Are you new? I’ve never had this many questions asked me before; or I’ve never had this many issues before & I always call.